A Happy Cancerian

Jul 25

I hope Jhene Aiko finds love so she can stop singing side chick songs.

Bruh side chick songs πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜«βœŒοΈBye

Jul 25

I hope Jhene Aiko finds love so she can stop singing side chick songs.

Jul 25

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

Jul 25
  • Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.
Jul 25
capricorn-circus:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.


#it looks like slenderman taking his kid out for take your kid to work day


That is adorable

OHHHH MY GOSH!!! THIS ADORABLE!!!


It’s adorable until you realize what Slenderman does for a living…

capricorn-circus:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

That is adorable

OHHHH MY GOSH!!! THIS ADORABLE!!!

It’s adorable until you realize what Slenderman does for a living…

Jul 25
Jul 25

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Jul 25
suprememorani:

sweethoney4u:

Wonderful Movie!!!

“She had waited all her life for something, and it had killed her when it found her.” - Zora Neale Hurston

suprememorani:

sweethoney4u:

Wonderful Movie!!!

β€œShe had waited all her life for something, and it had killed her when it found her.” -Β Zora Neale Hurston

Jul 25
Jul 25
madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP